Kentucky beats Kansas in NCAA men’s Basketball. 67-59

Kansas has a cool mascot, Kentucky just says UK (pronounced uck!)

During the last round Kentucky beat Louisville which ended up in a riot.

Update: Man Loses foot during Kentucky Celebration

Actual rioters not shown. Artists Depiction.

Rioters were pepper sprayed by police.

Not actual police… pepper spray is real.

Rioters Burned Couches.

An actual warning sign…may not be actual couch

And overturned cars.

Car may not be from Kentucky, has wheels and is not in front yard.

With the championship win tonight will there be car tipping and couch torching in Kentucky tonight? You know you’re in the south when there is a couch fire and the fire department does not have to enter your house to put it out. (Note: Jeff Foxworthy, if you steal that I will sue! and if you already said it, sorry…)

What I don’t understand is why is there a need to overturn cars and light things on fire when your team wins? (Or when Joe Paterno gets fired.) Maybe it’s because I’m an Islanders fan and we haven’t won a thing since the early 80′s. If anything you should go to Kansas and burn their stuff. Better yet, Kansas lost, they should be pissed enough to drive to Kentucky and set couches on fire.

I guess i just don’t understand the rules of basketball, or maybe just NCAA Basketball.

Average Slob

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