Website offers $1M for proof that Tebow slept there.
AshleyMadison.com is offering one million dollars to anyone that can prove they had sex with Tim Tebow.
Have you done this man?
They are offering up a lot of money to the first woman who comes forward and can prove that she did ‘the Tebow’.
Bet this one tastes salty.
Personally I think that it’s disgusting! Yes you heard me right. Putting up one Million for the first woman to admit she did the deed with Timmy. What about the guys? I believe in equal rights for all! In fact I will take 1/2 the money. Yes $500,000 and suggest that Tebow can have sex with me. I’m not proud… Just broke.
Come on Timmy… Take one for the team.
He may as well screw me now… He’ll be screwing the rest of the Jets fans in the post season.
And let’s say a woman does come forward? How are they going to prove it? DNA scrapings? Immaculate Conception? Or…
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