Dania Suarez, the young lady in the middle of last months secret service prostitution scandal, has decided to pose nude for a magazine.

Yes please…

And again…

Dania has not decided if she is going to post for Playboy or Hustler yet. Along with an article explaining her side of the story.

Like 98% of the guys out there, I for one, hope she chooses Hustler. Playboy is way too conservative to tell this girl’s ‘story’.

Not to mention Hustler would be smart enough to grab some DVD and Blue ray video rights. (maybe a video with Octomom?)

Dania was the prostitute (escort, lady of the evening, whatever…) that was expecting the $800 payment from the secret service agent who only tried to pay her with $28.

And we wonder why our economy is in the crapper… Maybe the Secret Service guy can use the same Attorney this Amish guy is getting for his upcoming divorce trial.

Rule #1 of economics: Do not argue with a Latina over money.

Secret Service Prostitution Scandal

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