First George Lucas makes the Prequels.

Then tells everyone that Han didn’t shoot first.

Then Indiana Jones 4.

Just when you thought fate wasn’t cruel enough I give you:

Disneyland Paris has announced it will have an entire section of the park devoted to Star Wars. I’m assuming Paris is getting this because everyone in America hated Red Tails!

Star Wars land will have a Jedi Training Academy, A new Star Tours ride and a Cantina.

Yes…the Mos Eisley Cantina. The same floorplan. The Same seats, and since it’s going to full of a worldwide community of Star Wars geeks the clientele will probably look the same. I would move in, change my name legally to Dr. Cornelius Evazan and not leave.

Will they sell these in the gift shop?

This info is coming from Disney and More Blog.

It’s not fair… It’s just not fair dammit. Why does Paris get Star Wars land? All we got was that California Adventure park.

Average Slob

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