A 70 year old virgin says she is ready to put herself out for the right guy. There is something to be said about self control and all I have to say is…

HOLY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Pam Shaw, known to her friends as ‘Holy god what the hell is that’, has decided at 70 to take the plunge into the dating world. Pam says,”My standards are still very high, though. I’m hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire.”

Ok…maybe for a million i’d do it but not much less. (Right Tim Tebow?)

Pam in the 60′s. Not pictured; Austin Powers

Pam, a lifelong cabaret dancer was much to involved with her career to find a man and she doesn’t believe in sex before marriage. Even though her stage name was ‘The Sexsational Pam’.  Which has been replaces by her new stage name: ‘Blow the cobwebs out Pam.’

Whitesnake Reunion here I come!

Pam, who in her youth fraternized with the likes of Roger Moore and Tom Jones said she has never been intimate with a man. She’s just kissed and although she had a sexy job and sexy stage name people got the wrong idea about her. (Duh!)

If Tom Jones hit on me, right now, and I was a 20 year old virgin my legs would magically open. Two bars into ‘It’s not Unusual’ and I’d be done! This woman had some serious sexual hang ups self control.

What’s new pussy cat?

Pam says,”I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man,” … “You are never too old for anything. Just look at Joan Collins.” Yes let’s look at Joan Collins:

I think I’ll try my luck with Tom Jones.

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