Is this a proper example of ‘Irony’? A woman who works at a wholesale lingerie company, owned and operated by orthodox Jews, is fired for dressing too sexy? Lauren Odes of New Jersey was terminated by her employer, Native Intimates, for dressing to sexy and being a distraction to the owners and employees.

Can you tell she’s from Jersey?

Lauren was asked by supervisors to tape down her breasts. And here is the problem with religion. Any faith that says ‘Thou mamaries art to great and it displeaseth the Lord.’ Is not one I want to be part of.

Lauren responded to the taping idea as anyone would: “Are you kidding me?” The female supervisor went over to the closet and pulled out a bright red bathrobe with pictures of guitars on it and made Lauren wear it over her clothes until she could go out and buy something to cover her giant globes of sin.

Self shot of Lauren wearing the latest Orthodox Jewish lingerie from Native Intimates. Sexy.

While she was out looking for a sweater to conceal her ‘Dirty Pillows’; she received a phone call informing her she was terminated.

She and her lawyer, Gloria Allred, has filed a sexual and religious discrimination suit against her former employer with the equal opportunity commission.

Take a look at the items Native Intimates sells. I do not see a red robe with guitars anywhere… No birthday present for the wife this year!

Bet they don’t sell one of these: 

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