Japan unleashes Gonorrhea superbug. Mothra and Gamera claim to have always worn condoms.
Thanks Japan. Scientists have found a drug-resistant strain of gonorrhea that may transform this treatable with antibiotics social disease in to something that could become a global health threat.
Funny, all the other video we shot this week this stuff was white.
The new strain, called H041, cannot be treated by normal medications. This has required doctors no options but to try alternative and untested treatments.
Alternative treatment… place your penis on the table and stretch it out as far as you can.
The blame for this new strain of gonorrhea is being put on cheap home STD tests. Is this really the area you want to save money on? I mean given the choice between the 30 pack of Keystone light and the home STD test I would have to put the Keystones back.
Hold my stones…
Order now and get a free speculum.
The center for disease control has released a picture of the virus that makes up the H041 strain. Also known as “Ho-you nasty”. Below you will see a picture of the normal strain of gonorrhea:
All cute and pink. Hardly scary at all.
The new super gonorrhea is a different animal all together. (It’s faster than a premature ejaculation, more powerful than a jet powered fleshlight, and able to leap up your vas deferens in a single bound.)
Good lord! Kill it, Kill it with fire!
To combat this the Japanese have come up with a disposable version of the fleshlight. The Japanese sex egg. Just unwrap, lube, polish a glass rod for some reason, and throw away. Just whatever you do please remember to throw these away after use. Do not store them next to the cadbury cream eggs.
The Japanese sex egg…
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